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birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
by Vita Smart November 28, 2022
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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Birthday Hug

Prison code for “jumping” or a group beat down on an individual.
The prisoner disrespected someone so he got a birthday hug.
by Lavitra Jones May 15, 2019
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Birthday

A day that you celebrate (happily) coming out of a vagina and into existence.
Guy 1: Hey man, it’s my birthday!

Guy 2: No way! Happy Birthday!
by -Judah- October 25, 2019
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The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.
"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch
by dinnsdale September 30, 2018
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Birthday

by SunshineSnakeu April 24, 2018
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