Carolina King Bed

2 twin mattresses on the floor.

We just moved into this abandoned crack house, it came with a Carolina King Bed.

by Jefferson Maverick June 27, 2012

B-O-Bed

1. To underestimate the competition and get savagely beaten very, very badly by Bob B. in Fantasy Football.
2. Bent over backwards

Ryan – I’m playing the rookie Bob B. this week in The Dad League. Guaranteed win, Dude!

Jonny- Yo! Real talk, you betta check yo self. I just got B-O-Bed in week 1.

by Prolonging the Magic September 18, 2019

upstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017

outta my bed

When you want someone or something to leave

Bro you always type dumb shit on my Instagram pics get outta my bed

by gshsbushsha July 2, 2016

No Piss The Bed September

An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies

Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!

by garnfeld October 6, 2020

bed bath and beyond

Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.

Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.

by Smigs February 6, 2007

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021