break up beard

the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped

Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through

by SRVciple November 8, 2011

breakin a bead

it's a combonation of two sentences that pertain to persperation.first breakin comes from (breaking a sweat) and bead comes from (bead of sweat) thus creating breakin a bead...

man your workin way to hard, ur starting to break a bead.
or it's so hot out rite now i'm (breakin a bead)...
breakin a bead it's so hot!!!!breakin a bead

by kenny a.k.a daddylonglegs June 23, 2007

red_beard_neo

I am me. Anything else is just a label.

Don't you just hate self-help books?

by red_beard_neo May 25, 2004

The Beard Rule

The Beard Rule states simply that the ends of a man's hair shall not reach past the tip of his beard -- or his chin if he has no beard -- or he loses his right to the title "man", and instead must be referred to only as "boy".

"Hey, man, you're violating the Beard Rule. Get a hair cut."

by Olaf Gjertsen May 13, 2009

beardcraft

The act of finely shaping a man's facial hair to perfection. Many stylistic details are put into account including proper length, shape and other beardly attributes. Involves dangerous and expert shaving techniques to reach the ultimate level of beardliness.

"Holy Smokes Kevin! How did you achieve that finely shaped goatee?" "Oh, I thought that I would beardcraft today. It took some time, but my beard is finely molded into a facial hair sculpture of perfection."

"Much like many kids that waste their time building incredible structures playing Minecraft, my beardcraft took quite a while to accomplish the finished result."

by Swervyswerve July 22, 2011

bearded wonder

Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...

"check out that bearded wonder!"

by slimbo9 October 2, 2013

barad

chivalrous, gentleman

Barad is a gentleman as expected.

by Gitaban May 22, 2018