You: *breaks up with GF*
Bandit: *gets with your girl*
EX-GF: "OMG! You are so much better than my ex! I love you!"
You: "Bruh"
Bandit: *gets with your girl*
EX-GF: "OMG! You are so much better than my ex! I love you!"
You: "Bruh"
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A medical term for when someone makes a big deal over a little injury and whines about it all the time.
A medical term for when someone makes a big deal over a little injury and whines about it all the time.
John: "Yo dude, I think I might have torn my bicep this weekend at the gym"
Nick: "No. I don't think you did. I think you just pulled a muscle"
John: "Nah man, it like really hurts"
Nick: "You know what? Maybe you did really hurt it. It seems like we have a classic case of balbitis on our hands"
Nick: "No. I don't think you did. I think you just pulled a muscle"
John: "Nah man, it like really hurts"
Nick: "You know what? Maybe you did really hurt it. It seems like we have a classic case of balbitis on our hands"
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Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.
by Bandit the demon January 4, 2021
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