Balbitis

Being. A. Little. Bitch. -itis
A medical term for when someone makes a big deal over a little injury and whines about it all the time.
John: "Yo dude, I think I might have torn my bicep this weekend at the gym"
Nick: "No. I don't think you did. I think you just pulled a muscle"
John: "Nah man, it like really hurts"
Nick: "You know what? Maybe you did really hurt it. It seems like we have a classic case of balbitis on our hands"
by Moon-Howler72 September 02, 2020
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whoop3d

An even worse beating than being "whooped". You don't just get beat with height. You don't just get beat in width. But now you are also beat into the 3rd dimension; depth.

Basically, you are being whooped in 3D, instead of it's normal 2D counterpart: "whooped"
Greg: Yo, James, you ready for me to show you up in air hockey Tuesday night?

James: Haha, that's what you thought, but I'm totally gonna whoop your a**!

Greg: Bro, you thought, but I think you're the one who's gonna get WHOOP3D!
by Moon-Howler72 June 12, 2020
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