Burristo

A Burrito Artist, one who makes/prepares burritos in a fast food environment, the Mexican Fast Food equivalent of a Barista.
Applies to either gender, based on employment.

"Hey man did you see that Burristo gave me extra sour cream and didn't even charge me"

"The Burristo asked all my friends how their meal was but not me, the Burristo bummed me out"

by Superfan GIO April 10, 2013

tacos and barritos

Jennifer lopezs' favorite food.

hi my name is jennifer lopez and i like tacos and barritos.

by runningman May 12, 2008

Burritoes and bluesed

To top a child in a public place

He burritoes and bluesed her

by TheHeartPartIV June 11, 2017

burrital

Of, or pertaining to, a burrito.

After going to Chipotle, Wilma experienced a level of burrital stimulation she had never experienced before.

by Jetty Pattman January 17, 2009

Burritoing

The act of rolling over in bed, unknowingly stealing all of the covers becoming completely rolled up in unfair warmth.

I tend to pull the blankets off of my bf when I sleep over. He had to nail one side to the floor to stop me from burritoing it!

by Dave Reed January 25, 2008

burritHO

When a dude and his Ho are rolled up tightly together in a blanket in bed, making a burritHO

John: "Get over here Ho, I'm going to roll us up like a burrito"
Jane: "It's just like you to combine your two favorite things, me and a burrito!"
John: "Yes, I'm making a burritHO"

by GlazeHer December 23, 2013

illegal burritto

A mexican that has crossed the border illegally

Jose is a illegal Burritto

by JakeReptar October 16, 2009