Biscuit

Attractive person of the other sex that you often intend on fornicating with either in the future or imagination.

Damn Nikitta is a biscuit!

by Formerly the infamoussmokey September 10, 2016

Brain Biscuit

medication,an anti depressant etc anything related

got to take my brain biscuits
the doctor put me on brain biscuits.

by the nut job November 7, 2010

biscuiting

OR to make biscuits... the action of kneading that a cat does right before she lays down for a nap or when she is trying get comfortable

James-John: ow! your damn cat is BISCUITING on my leg
Jessica: but when she MAKES BISCUITS on you, it just means she wants to cuddle.

by Jessica Hogue December 24, 2007

lil biscuit

1. Someone who is inexperienced; naive.
2. a nickname/term for someone to whom you are superior too
3. A young grasshopper; a knave, a nub.

1. new guy- I'm gonna go rush them!

experienced guy- hold on lil biscuit!

by slayerlx April 18, 2008

Shit on a biscuit

Phrase used to describe the impossible things in ones life that just shouldnt be able to happen.

Me: Whoa I just won the lottery twice in the past 2 weeks!

Friend: Well isnt that just some shit on a biscuit.

by Cat lover’s anonymous September 2, 2009

biscuit

A gun, or an attractive girl.

Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it. Not over this shit, drop the biscuit.

by good face for radio December 28, 2005

swollen biscuit

a portion of the womans body located above the cervix which is so swollen it appears as though its a biscuit protruding out of the females stomach
(a womans bulging pussy)

Mrs. Phiefer: hey marshal

Marshall: hey you fat bitch your dogs dead btw nice swollen biscuit slut. Are you related to michelle phiefer? no your not cuz your biscuits to swollen, cunt!

Mrs. Phiefer: ...

by derek porter July 23, 2009