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august 5

people born on this day are usually tories <3
Tina: Omg did you know Lizzie was born on august 5th ?

Sam: Yeh, I know she’s such a tory
by everyonelovestories December 12, 2021
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August Anglemyer

August Anglemyer is Misti Peterson's ONE.
by OneMistake December 14, 2021
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August 4th

Gia : take off your shoes Ron, today is August 4th, its national suck toes day!
by W33didya January 26, 2022
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august 23rd

national fuck alex day
no one likes people named alex. they all suck <3
"yo wanna hang w alex?"
"fuck no! its august 23rd!"
by leo likes balls February 21, 2022
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August 14th

August 14th is the national give your boyfriend head day.
If you have a boyfriend, you are physically required to give him head that day.
GF: "Hey, isn't it August 14th."
BF: "Yeah, why?"
GF: "Well, i gotta give you head, get ready."
by wikemazowski August 2, 2022
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August 23

Birthday blow job day! Give ur boyfriend the time of his life for his birthday!
Blowjob: Suck ur mans until he cums ;) happy August 23
by Elijah and Markale June 25, 2022
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August 14

National send a titty drop video to your partner day
A : Hey babe guess what day it is ;)
B : its august 14
A : you know what that means babe u csnt say no
B : Finee give me 5 mins
by sky..<3 August 13, 2022
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