Voltaire's Angry Fist

The act of placing a glove, usually rubber, on your hand during sex.
You cover the gloved hand in a sticky substance, usually paste, blood, semen, honey, bbq sauce, or baby tears.
The glove is than covered in sand, broken glass, or razor blades and placed into the asshole of another person, animal, or baby.

During my fraternity initiation, the second stage was a Voltaire's Angry Fist. There was a lot of blood, but now I'm a brother!

by Tniles September 15, 2007

Angry Hands

When a person gets so angry their hands involuntarily flail to and froe while speaking in an effort to express their feelings. Usually in an uncontrollable and random motion indicating peaks of anger illustrating his/her emotions.

Coach was so pissed that we didn't score first half he he had angry hands the first 5 minutes of half time.

I hate when Will gets upset with his angry hands and douchey remarks.

by JustJasminetoYou December 30, 2009

angry cloud

A dark could. Can be only one cloud or a bunch of clouds.

Its so nice out, but look at that one angry cloud

by noitreallyisaword July 28, 2010

Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

by wordplaya May 9, 2011

angriphile

A person who is fond of being and acting angry. One who enjoys being full of trouble, prone to having a vexatious sense of being enraged and irate.

The angriphile hides embarrassment of the fear of "not knowing what's really going on" by acting all upset and pissy, sometimes calcifying as rage and/or hatred.

The angriphile is in desperate need of learning forgiveness of self and others.

by Gee It's Us July 7, 2011

Angry Car

When fat boys are in a car and they start rocking it back in forth and shake the car.

Pulling a angry car on the driver.

Bob: "we should pull an angry car!"
Bill: "Ok man!"
Jason (driver): "Stop it man! i'm driving!"

by beckbob August 14, 2011

Angry McGangbang

A McGangbang made from the Hot 'n Spicy McChicken rather than the standard one. Adds a slight kick to everyone's favorite McDonald's sandwich.

Cashier: What can I get you?
Me: I'll have an Angry McGangbang, please.
(mom with her kid in line behind me lets out an audible gasp)

by The 5th Floor March 19, 2013