Alabama Uncle

The man you think you know and trust, 'til he rapes you up the butt

Travis: I thought my uncle Pat was so cool before

Ciera: Dude, we all know that guy's your Alabama Uncle, how did you not see that coming? He's always been a little touchy on you..

by tmoult20 June 10, 2010

Alabama Upchuck

When a drunk and disorderly person goes down on their partner and throws up on their partner's genitals

Yo, how did it go with that chick last night, did you bang her?
Nah, she was upset and left early after I gave her an Alabama Upchuck

by x_Z$_x January 27, 2011

Alabama breathalyser

When you have to give a cop a blowjob to get out of going to jail.

To keep from going to jail Melanie has to give an Alabama breathalyser.

by Jayblack81 April 1, 2011

Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.

Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.

by BlueNote September 6, 2013

Alabama Meatball

An Alabama Meatball is the result of when a person consumes a large quantity of human hair and fecal matter, and then regurgitates the mixture in a rough, spherical shape.

No ma, I wont be needin' supper. My boyfriend whipped me up a couple Alabama Meatballs.

by Captain Virginia March 11, 2014

alabama wind pipe

The act of taking a shit down you partners throat, and have her.. (or him) gasping for air, then clearing it by sticking an air compressor half way up his or herass. And completely obliterating the massive shit you just lodged in your partners throat.

Tyler: Hey bro last night was insane! I totally Alabama wind piped that slut, thanks for letting me borrow your dad's air compressor last night.
John: No problem man, just clean it before you return it.

by Nigger Gadget June 24, 2017

alaa eldin

The craziest chabe you will ever meet. He will make a great father and an amazing person. Loves Egypt and loves his kids. Loves to criticize political parties and hates the president of Egypt. He is very cool and loves soccer. His kids are awesome. He has a life unlike most people.

person 1: "Wow look its Alaa Eldin"
person 2: "wow thats so lit"

by coolchabe July 7, 2018