A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!
by pentozali October 12, 2010
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It moves slow, shoots slow, bombs slow, looks slow, and is in general slow. It also has the amazing ability to stall with its coffee can of a jet engine.
It moves slow, shoots slow, bombs slow, looks slow, and is in general slow. It also has the amazing ability to stall with its coffee can of a jet engine.
by Evil Jesus August 28, 2004
Get the crap air mug.Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.
"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??
"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??
by bagelbailey June 6, 2009
Get the air biscuit mug.A special case of ninja-ass-gas - stealthy if you will - in which the gynacologist/unlucky bastard giving a woman an "inspection" gets farted on while up close and personal.
1) While getting a routine checkup.. Danae handed out free air biscuts to poor Dr.Rumple.
2) The Docter ran out of the room shouting.. FUCKING AIR BISCUT!! I THINK SHE SHIT IN MY EYE
2) The Docter ran out of the room shouting.. FUCKING AIR BISCUT!! I THINK SHE SHIT IN MY EYE
by Twatatious Jill July 29, 2006
Get the air biscut mug.The act of airing out your day-old clothes when you don't have a change of clothes handy. Often occurs after getting drunk at happy hour and crashing at someone else's pad on a work night. Can also occur due to poor laundry supply management skills (i.e. running out of clean clothes because you're too lazy to do a wash). Especially applies to underwear. Not nearly as effective as water, but yet gives a hint of cleanliness, albeit only for a few seconds.
Jimmy and I got so shitfaced at happy hour last night that I had to crash at his place around the corner. I didn't have time to drive home, so I had to do an air wash this morning.
by TheGoocher April 29, 2010
Get the air wash mug.A cat that tolerates being picked up; usually also likes to get in high places, like book shelves, on top of kitchen cabinets, or in trees.
Jack thought Missy was an air cat until he tried to pick her up, and got his arm shredded for his trouble.
by anarcissie January 14, 2011
Get the air cat mug.Colloquialism for "fireworks" created by Campers while emailing tim at work last Monday.
Also has secondary meaning (created later that evening) as a description of having sex while jumping up and down, also known as "air banging"
Also has secondary meaning (created later that evening) as a description of having sex while jumping up and down, also known as "air banging"
"WOW! i went with matt nad tim to let off some awesome air bangs the other day, they were really fun!"
"Dude! i got 7 air bangs last night and now my legs are killing me!"
"Dude! i got 7 air bangs last night and now my legs are killing me!"
by Graham Stubbings Esq. November 12, 2006
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