peeled asshole

A person, usually a male, dressed in oscenely tight pants that doesn't realize how ridiculous he looks.

Hey! Those pants make you look like a peeled asshole!

by Bill Ski December 5, 2007

Shaved Asshole

Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.

"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."

"What a shaved asshole."

by perfecto August 2, 2009

Narnia Asshole

The most magnificent and magical asshole.

I did her in the butt last night...that asshole was like a magical Narnia Asshole!

by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010

bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"

Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.

by Hannibal345 April 21, 2009

Go Bleach Your Asshole

A wonderful comeback that is randomly applicable to many situations.

Jason: Hey Penelope, bread makes you fat.
Penelope: Eh, go bleach your asshole, John.

by Dick_Bitches November 4, 2013

Funny as a hat full of assholes

Hilarious behavior by one or more persons

They were as funny as a hat full of assholes.

by tomcat at avalon July 19, 2012

cumdripping asshole

N. Used to insult someone by referring them to the pov close-up of the aftermath of a hardcore anal porn where the man ejaculates in the woman's/man's rectum. When said it will usually leave the party at the receiving end of the insult stunned and speechless for undisclosed amounts of time. The most foul of all personal insults known to mankind.

Him: "You're such a bitch!"
Her: "And you're a cumdripping asshole! What's you're point?"

by Happy Ass July 11, 2006