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What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”
by aq_ua March 29, 2021
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ashlene

1. Ashlene is a fucking awesome name that means a dream in Gaelic.
2. Ashlenes are characterized as funny, outgoing,and sexy. There are no bad traits for Ashlenes because there are fakkin hahhttttttt.
3. Ashlenes are commonly spotted by there amazing ASSets. You know you've spotted the rare Ashlene species when you've SEEN an ass like that.
Guy 1: Oh my god did you see that girls ass?!
Guy 2: Hell yah man, she must be an Ashlene
by Shlenetits April 22, 2008
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Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.
I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.
by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006
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ashlei

a brown-haired, blue-eyed bombshell of the female variety. exceptionally rare, found mainly in subterranian arctic regions of italy.
dude, i saw an ashlei today, and it was glorious.
by madeleinebelle November 15, 2007
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ashlea

an Ashlea is usually a female who is a bit nutty. They usually have stories that can associate bodily fluids and puppies. Insatiable sexual appetite usually at the expense of young track stars.
That ashlea just seduced me with her nuttiness, and robbed me of my innocence,
by jlitt May 9, 2008
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Hairy Asshole

A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.
Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.
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asshole magnet

people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of assholes for being cute or pretty and kind.
Olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. Too bad assholes seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an asshole magnet.
by meloniskell July 17, 2009
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