Alcohol

The sole reason for waking up, and the main way of falling asleep

Son: Dad ease up on the Alcohol it's becoming a problem
Stepdad: It's not a problem until I stop drinking
Son: But you've never stopped drinking in your life
Stepdad: Exactly

by Spumbag257 November 2, 2018

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Alcoholic

Someone who can't go a day with out drinking alcohol.

Abby is an alcoholic.

by Candlelit April 18, 2019

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alcoholics unanimous

a group of alcoholics that are the opposite of alcoholics annonymous

dad: did u go to ur AA meeting today?
me: no i went to alcoholics unanimous
dad:??

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021

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A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.

Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022

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Discovering Alcoholic

A person who consumes many different alcoholic beverages while drinking.

Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."

by Inkanyamba March 15, 2011

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