muffin top

an unattractive marketing mistake that occurs when a girl or woman, typically but not necessarily an overweight or obese one, wears low rise jeans that do not fit properly and push up the excess abdominal fat as a result (originally Australian, so called because it resembles a baked muffin spilling over it's paper)

That girl needs to attend to that muffin top of hers.

by The Return of Light Joker March 1, 2008

Service Top

a top who cares about doing everything right so their bottom enjoy sex to the fullest; their bottom's desires are above everything else and it's their pleasure to satisfy their partner

X: Tartaglia from genshin impact would be a total service top
Y: you're right! he would make sure his bottom partner is enjoying every single second with him!

by ttlstan October 10, 2023

top mark

Darien aka Arsenic Blarg aka MrTheCrazzyMan

The top mark is the toppest mark of them all

by Tuxedo Rose September 29, 2013

Top Drawer

To describe a woman of the highest quality.

Typically used as an observation made by one male to another.

"Katie Melua is top drawer"
"Phwoar, Emma Watson is straight from the top drawer"
"Damn girl, Taylor Swift IS top drawer"

by batterseaparkpalace May 8, 2014

muffin top

When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

casey denig in lake padgett has a muffin top

by taylor chaves January 26, 2010

Top G

Andrew Tate’s sychophants are always calling him the Top G.

I never knew what it meant.

Now that he’s been arrested and detained for human sex trafficking of very young women, it’s obvious that it means Top Groomer.

He’s the Top G. He has the most girls locked in a basement using them for sex camming.

by ThePinkPill January 8, 2023

muffin top

A roll of fat that spills over the top of one's pants.

Ew! Is it me, or did Mary get a heck of a muffin top? I can't even see the the zipper of her pants!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009