white beard

Can't grow a beard? Next time you're at home, simply apply shaving cream to your face in the shape of a beard, leave it on, and go about your day.

Yo, check out my white beard!

by Turler August 3, 2018

Santa's beard

after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!

guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.

Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!

by dylan dudeacle December 4, 2012

Adventure Beard

A beard grown whilst a man was on a journey to find himself and understand the meaning of life. As long as his beard lives on he is reminded on how physically and mentally strong he has become because of the adventure. The beard is a symbol of himself.

I hate getting food stuck in my Adventure Beard

by Craig11123 October 12, 2013

beard cock

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock

I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.

by beard cock July 25, 2017

Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

Sailors Beard

Code word for smelly minge.

Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011

Vacation beard

The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.

On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.

by Themadbaron May 14, 2011