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1 East curse 

The odd string of bad luck that follows any big man that lives on the 1st floor of East Akers at MSU. While playing sports, it is common for a big man to have a freak injury caused simply by running, jumping, or rebounding.
Bradford is extremely cautious while playing touch football because he knows he's the next target for the 1 East curse.
1 East curse by habby March 27, 2008

1-10 female attractiveness scale 

A word used by idiots and losers to describe a female and put them in the box depending on their physical appearance because their life sucks and they are miserable and they have nothing going on in their lives
Jim:Hey, that chic ranks 7 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale!

Joe:C'mon dude, get a life!

1-11 scale 

The scale that is universally right and superior to 1-10 scale
Typical score of 9 is most commonly used to define a beautiful woman/man.
Damn this girl is 9/11 !
Whoa i like the 1-11 scale, that is superior to 1-10 scale !
1-11 scale by itumi February 6, 2017

1,000 Ping

When your internet service provider Fucks you over for not giving you the internet you payed for.
During a Fornite Build Battle

Me: I got this bois

Ping Raises

Me: WHAT THE FUCK THIS FORTNIGGA WAS LUCKY I HAD 1,000 Ping
1,000 Ping by FortNigga July 4, 2018
AAUUUUUHH!!1!1!1

1, 2, 3, FIVE 

when you do something really stupid but are oblivious to it at the time.

it all started when my dopey friend listed something as
1)
2)
3)
5)
without realising, because she's an idiot :)
an example of "1, 2, 3, FIVE"
nida: and i told him i thought the moon was made of cheese! how stupid!!
me: yehh obvs! that was soo 1,2,3, FIVE
1, 2, 3, FIVE by ShauniTheSerialKilla September 27, 2008