May 2

the day the most silliest fool was born, the most rediculous clown known to man graced this earth on this day

today is may 2, let us rejoice in a moment of tomfoolery for the anniversary of the birth of the master of clown-foolery

by i am in your walls November 21, 2021

November 2

the best day of the year. lots of big dick men are born that day. their cocks are unusually large and they KNOW how to use it to make you have the best orgasm ever. they're also intelligent and funny .

Girl1: When is your mans birthday?
Girl2: It's November 2. Why?
Girl1: Damn! I'm jealous as fuck! and horny too.
Im drooling thinking of that dick.
Your man is soo hott!
Girl2: Yh ikr!

by lollipopstickman October 20, 2019

2 October

This is the national pet a cow day. If you don’t know what a cow is, search it up. Go pet a cow!

Amber: It’s 2 october! Do you wanna go and pet a cow?
Jack: Why?
Amber: Becaus it’s 2 october!

by imasexyboy October 17, 2019

diablo 2

1.The game that you called your "Homework" when your mom asked what you were doing.2. another word for the devil.3. The game that made you lose your girlfriend/boyfriend.4.A hit classic that is still played by millions today created by Blizzard Entertainment.

Mom:Are you doing your homework? You: Yea... mhmmm, oh crap I lost my trang! Mom: what was that, are you playing the gosh darn Diablo 2 again? You: No, I said I accidentially used slang!

by Shomozo February 1, 2008

Diablo 2

1. A very addicting game that will waste a lot of your time/money/life.

2. A game to get humiliated on by people who play Diablo 2 24/7.

3. The Devil himself reincarnated into one of the most addicting games in the world.

4. the killer of sex!

Guy 1: Dude, I stayed up playing Diablo 2 all night

Guy 2: You need to get laid.

Guy 1: Your just a jelous nub cuz i got a perfect torch and 80 hrs

Guy 2 : No seriously, you need to get laid.

by I Riot Quiet November 29, 2007

Halo 2

geeze cant we all just get along . you like halo 2 . you like half life 2 . thier both video games not weapons of mass destruction.

wanna play halo life 3
SURE!!THAT WAY EVERYONE WINS AND NOONE ARGUES!!

by ben dover April 13, 2005

2 minutes

quick fuck

Imma break dis girl off wit da 2 minutes.


(Alton Roberts knows about this!)

by le-le September 25, 2003