Bimbo Syndrome

An infectious disease most commonly transmittable amongst women and to a lesser extent men with low intelligence, it eats away at brain matter until the victim eventually succumbs and begins parroting whatever twitter/x.com trending says and develops a belief that their opinions hold more importance than others

Very Common
More than 3 million US cases per year

Spreads in various ways
Usually self-treatable
Usually self-diagnosable
Lab tests or imaging not required
Chronic: can last for years or be lifelong

"Damn! That bitch must have Bimbo Syndrome. She doesn't even know what state she lives in"

by Clyde69Denny'sParkingLot May 29, 2024

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Trifonov syndrome

It is when your friend who happens to be called Plamen Trifonov becomes crazy and says random stuff
It can be confused with down syndrome but one key difference is that everyone who has the Trifonov syndrome starts to become protective when somebody judes them to the point of killing the oppresor

A: ahahahah ehhehehe aossdajhd hahahahaohohohoho
B: Are you sick what is wrong with you
A: I WILL KILL YOU
B: Oh you have Trifonov syndrome

by Plamen Trifonov October 20, 2021

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weekend syndrome

when you choose not to give a fuck about anything on the weekend because the week was either to long or you are extremely hungover

Mike: Hey June
June: Hey Mike, how was your weekend?
Mike: My weekend was awesome until I came down with a really bad case of weekend syndrome
June: Dam, sorry to hear that Mike

by The Real M. Jackson November 23, 2013

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Call of Duty Syndrome

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.

Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."

by Braotis July 23, 2016

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