50's Man

A wholesome-looking black and white clip art character that has been used in recent years to humorously promote drugs, violence, and alcohol.

By this point in time, he's a seedy cliché seen on out-of-style book covers, posters, and T-shirts. It's not funny anymore, guys. It doesn't make you trendy or ironic, and you're not sticking it to anything.

It just makes you look like an idiot who gets off on beating dead horses.

50's Man has now gone out of style twice. He is so 2003.

by Lady Chevalier August 26, 2005

Back Door Man

One who perfers to insert their penis into an anus

Look at Johnny checking him out. Johnny's a "Back Door Man"

by Fabian September 27, 2003

white-man hater

A little beard that's just below the lip. Sometimes called a "soul patch" or a jazz musician's beard.

Take a look at pictures of Dizzy Gillespie, Apollo Ono, Gene Krupa, Frank Zappa (imagine him without the moustache).

"He had no facial hair except for a rather evil-looking "white-man hater" that grew from his lower lip like a black orchid and made him look like a drunk who missed the mark on Ash Wednesday." - Kinky Friedman - Musical Chairs

by Hosebucket Jones January 24, 2011

Man-fatkins diet

A strict diet consisting solely of protein designed to quickly loose those excess pounds. This version swaps tasty steaks for clammy man juice.

"No way, Dave. I'm not sticking that in my mouth again! Now let me out, I'm starving!"

"Shut the fuck up, Posh. You know you're on a man-fatkins diet! Now swallow my load and stop being a whiny bitch"

by Burro's Dead Nan August 16, 2007

(man/girl) jerky

(Noun) the scar tissue that weird people peel off and eat.

(man/girl) jerky:
I caught Jim eating his own man jerky.
I saw Britney playing with her girl jerky.

by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007

stink man gink

Perhaps the nastiest person on the planet.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW it's a stink man gink!!!

by Evan Smells December 19, 2007

Nipple Pants Man

an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole

Antonyms: Dad

Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"

You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"

by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008