Andy Murray Syndrome

Applies to athletes who would have been recognized as the best at their respective sport at some point in their career had they not played in the exact era that they did. Named after Andy Murray because he had the misfortune of playing against Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic throughout their primes. Murray was near-universally recognized as the 4th best player in the world throughout his prime, but only briefly ranked 1st in the ATP standings due to the unparalleled talent of his contemporaries

Wayne Rooney is a prime example of a sufferer of Andy Murray Syndrome. Had Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi played in another era, Rooney surely would’ve been the best in the world for a year or two

by Hank28 August 2, 2024

Sanji Syndrome

When your eyes turn into a fucking heart because you love them and ur a stupid simp and uhhh thats it

my friend has sanji syndrome. hes failing school and so fucking weird

by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024

Gock Syndrome

Gock Syndrome, are more commonly referred to as beauty autism, is a disorder in which a person has a specific amount of potential to use in the week to look pretty or handsome. For example, if someone looks really pretty on a monday, they will look ugly the whole rest of the week, as they used all their potential on the first day of the week. Think of it as this math equation: 100= M+Tu+W+Th+F. You only have 100% potential, if you use it all, your cooked for the rest of the whole week. HOWEVER, if a person diagnosed with the Gock Syndrome does decide to use it all on one day, holyyyyyyy shit you better be prepared. Cleanup on aisle underwear if you know what I mean hahahahaha!!!!! This horrible horrible condition isn’t diagnosable unless two or more people diagnose it.

Oh wow, seems like Sally used all her potential today… The gock syndrome doesn’t allow for her full potential

by JohnCheddarFogGuy August 6, 2024

matfyz syndrome

Matfyz syndrome come from the mathematical-physical faculty of Charles University in Prague. Where they teach very complicated math.

It means that you are so good in complicated math, equations and such that you start to forget things like division/multiplication sometimes even additions like 53+92, or substraction like 68-392. Caused by using calculator too much.

64+7 is 70? It's 71, you are starting to have the matfyz syndrome. You shouldn't use the calculator that much.

by TheLizatkk August 6, 2024

Paul's Syndrome

When someone is mad at you because of his fault and you're completely innocent.

Paul has Paul's Syndrome because Krown is mad at him for no reason.

by ThePlayerX August 10, 2024

Mozzy syndrome

An individual with a mental illness worse than down syndrome
Often with the side effects of the individual looking "well fed" Aka "FAT AF"

Unfortunately fudhail has "mozzy syndrome"

by Whoelse021 August 11, 2024

Girl, Interrupted Syndrome

Girl Interrupted Syndrome is the phenomenon of an angsty teen believing they are so incredibly unique and different, they find their depression to be cinematic in a
"starving artist" way and believe it makes them an interesting, nonchalant, effortless cool girl. Those who suffer from Girl Interrupted Syndrome may find themselves engaging in the listening of Fiona Apple, Duster, and Have a Nice Life while also attempting to pick up any hobby or new interest that will make them seem so esoteric and Manic Pixie Dream Girl -esque. Girl Interrupted Syndrome victims may find themselves to be infatuated with the arts and chase after people who are the same as them. The constant attempt to be so different may also lead to those with this syndrome to participate in cigarette smoking, accentuating their eye bags using eyeshadow, only using 35mm film for pictures, and desperately trying to appear quiet and mysterious. They are also mostly self-righteous philosophy freaks who find themself to be more well-rounded than everyone around them.

Friend #1: Who made the weird TikTok?
Friend #2: probably someone with Girl, Interrupted Syndrome

by mrbunhop August 13, 2024