a person (usually male) with an annoying and morally questionable charachter that is not necessarily evil or malignant
by Kosorur June 25, 2024
Get the walrus cockmug. Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."
— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
Get the Suck My Cockmug. by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022
Get the Cock Fraudmug. 
by samcat116 August 8, 2016
Get the Alex Cock Ringmug. 1. A male bird, especially of a domestic fowl/rooster.
2. A slang for penis/dick.
3. Male of other animals: While most commonly referring to birds, it can also refer to the male of certain other animals, like a cock lobster.
4. Verb "to cock": This can mean to draw back the hammer of a gun in preparation for firing, or to tilt or turn something upwards or to one side, such as cocking one's head.
5. A small pile: As a noun, it can refer to a small heap of hay or straw.
2. A slang for penis/dick.
3. Male of other animals: While most commonly referring to birds, it can also refer to the male of certain other animals, like a cock lobster.
4. Verb "to cock": This can mean to draw back the hammer of a gun in preparation for firing, or to tilt or turn something upwards or to one side, such as cocking one's head.
5. A small pile: As a noun, it can refer to a small heap of hay or straw.
1. Look at that cool cock!
2. Your cock seems to be small.
3. - John: What is that?
-Dave: That is a cock lobster.
4. How do i cock this gun?
5. -Nina: I lost my keys, can you find them?
-Daniel: Of course! I think you forgot them at a cock.
2. Your cock seems to be small.
3. - John: What is that?
-Dave: That is a cock lobster.
4. How do i cock this gun?
5. -Nina: I lost my keys, can you find them?
-Daniel: Of course! I think you forgot them at a cock.
by Malik Yakubov July 20, 2025
Get the Cockmug. An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat
by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025
Get the Cock Yourselfmug.