shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

I have your IP address

Something you say when you have someone's IP Address. Especially if they are from Poland.

-I had a shitty day today (TyMoon)
-Oh really? Do you know what I have today?
-What?
-I have your IP address

by piza1235 February 24, 2022

out of your cotton-picking mind

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.

"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."

by Nightowl223 May 20, 2016

Blow your ass out

Something enjoyable or something that makes you really happy.

You've never seen Predator?! That movie is the shit. It's going to blow your ass out.

by K4W5 March 15, 2010

tiny storm in your teacup

Another term used for a female orgasam

"A tiny storm in your teacup girl." By the Red Hot Chili Peppers

by mincona January 2, 2008

Popping your butt knuckle

Farting or getting raped in the ass by a large shemale.

Dude that one website you sent me to last night was digusting, I didn't know shemales could be Popping your butt knuckle.

by UF Omega September 13, 2011

Your favorite person#1728

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by Eden Is High#6567 July 24, 2021