Sex

when you put your silly yellow liquid maker inside of someones butt

"i had sex with your mom"

by DEEZ_420_NUTS_69 April 22, 2023

Sex

how the fuck do you not know what this is you fucking virgin????? also, why are people writing wattpad fanfics on here? my eyes are burning.

A: I heard you finally lost your virginity, who'd you have sex with?
B: your mom B)
dont reply with your mom when someone asks how you lost your virginity. i got slapped across my face

by penisman409 November 22, 2022

Sex

Luke any luke that may resemble a greek god with a horse cock

the definition of sex is luke

by 22334455www January 17, 2022

Sex Playlist

A go to list of sex positions you can use when you want to pull out all the stops in the bedroom.

Jaylen: My girlfriend told me the reason why Danielle broke up with her boyfriend because he was a straight up missionary man.

Jamar: Yeah she told me the same thing. So, I used a few moves from my sex playlist on her.

by Starving Artist246 April 13, 2025

National Sex day

January 6th

Me: “Babe it’s national sex day, let’s celebrate”
Girlfriend: “okay sounds good

by Justmetonigh January 5, 2020

Sex

A mistake that yours parents did

Note : you still thinking about that every fucking sec

My mum when I was 8 years old: Bethany don't put these things in your s ears ..

Sex protection...

by Maybeitsbetterthisway November 20, 2021

have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021