Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.

Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.

by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021

UnFed Cock

An unusually thin cock which signifies that a person is poverty-stricken.

James: Fobby, looks like you got an Unfed Cock their buddy.

Fobby: Yeah, wanna have a taste?

by The Man Man Man July 21, 2020

Cock eater

Some one who eats cock like Elton john

Elton John is a cock eater

by The Beast Eddie hall November 9, 2020

Show me your cock day

It is april 12. Show me your cock day

12 of april is show me your cock day

by cockday April 11, 2024

Cock

Some people have a 20-meter defeater while others have a 20-millimeter defeater. I have a 69-meter defeater though.

Woman: DANGGGG YOU GOT THAT 69 METER DEFEATER
Man: *Takes off fake cock*
Woman: ...

by COCKRIDER6969 March 31, 2022

coldwater-cock

stage fright, ashamed, nervousness

The new comedian stood on the stage like he had coldwater-cock.

Quit standing there with your coldwater-cock and talk to that girl.

by Rock Thompson October 26, 2006

Sex cock

you tape knives to a cock and chase people with them with your pants down

if you don’t hurry I’ll stab you with my sex cock

by Evi March 26, 2022