Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
Get the Can I put my cock in your stupid mouthmug. 
Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?
Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?
Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
by Tommydesigns January 19, 2023
Get the Horse cockmug. by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019
Get the horse cock torres(tripod)mug. by RangerPickleDick666 May 26, 2021
Get the Cock Fondlermug. Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018
Get the Ostrich Cockmug. A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
Get the cock block ringmug.