cock-a-chink

When you find a roach in the Chinese food you ordered.

"Yo bro lets order from wok n roll again", nah there cock-a-chink.

by Crooklyn's finest January 19, 2011

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 4, 2021

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.

Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Sizl's Throbbing Cock

Refers to a person named "sizl" or "sizzle" having an erect penis which is throbbing as it is being stroked.

Piza: "Oy look at Sizl"
Demo: "Thats Sizl's Throbbing Cock I have see it everday"
Piza: OH ITS SO BIG
Sizl dies of cringe after seeing everyone else has a smaller cock

by PizaMan1222 July 19, 2022

Giant Cock

Giant cock usually means a "giant chicken". This word can be used anywhere and is typically related to farm animals.
It will probably also get you unfriended or kicked out of a school groupchat due to people hating chickens.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna see my Giant Cock?"
Person 2: "Omg! Sure i do."
Person 1: "Come meet me at my farm :)"

by describitor March 22, 2025

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

cock ranger

a term given to mutley diesel fitters who enjoy more than their fair share of raw sausage. Are often seen passed out from a big night of raw sausage, evidence shown from sausage hanging out of their mouth and over their shirt.

Look at that cock ranger passed out with the sausage in his mouth.

Jordan Pugh

by Micknq February 11, 2012