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John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals
1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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Low cock

A cock that hangs low
Say “low cock” to get down the slide. Zane then said “low cock”
by Kennyjuan September 23, 2023
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Cock Poisoned

A serious psychological condition linited to hookers only, the condition is onset by the hooker taking on far too many different cocks or by being furiously rammed repeatedly which results in mindlless and passive agressive talk from the hooker
Upon arrival the hooker and without me saying a word started to bag all men and in general demonstrated passive agrresive talk, I told her she was Cock Poisoned and must immediately leave my premises
by Sixamenos October 30, 2025
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Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.
That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers
by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021
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kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
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Cock

A: Look at my cock!

B: Damn, that's a huge cock
by Namezz12 February 20, 2024
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Cock

Eg. I have a farm of cock.
by Ulkaxe December 27, 2019
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