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Red Cock Blaster

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"
by gl;on May 4, 2021
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cock tag

when you and your homie are playing tag with you cock and to tag them you have to fuck them in the ass
look at johnathan and aaron playing cock tag
by Evan Roten December 6, 2019
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shit cocked

When a cock shits
by DaRedShatter November 30, 2017
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Tonka Cock

A person whose sexual performance is so unimaginative and dull that it makes "vanilla" seem adventurous in comparison. Derived from Tonka bean, a substitute for vanilla, the term implies an even more watered-down, flavorless version of an already mild experience. A Tonka Cock takes no risks, avoids any deviation from the absolute basics, and turns even the most passionate encounters into a sleep-inducing routine.
"Man, last night with Roy really wasn’t as exciting as I thought."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."
by jellyplane March 3, 2025
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Shaggers Cock

The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'

Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..

..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'
by The angry badger October 28, 2019
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cock.

by GYM2Quick January 20, 2024
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