When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
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Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
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"A what?"
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"A what?"
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I'll have an orange
Let's eat some yummy cock for dinner
Yes that's a great idea
I'll have an orange
Let's eat some yummy cock for dinner
Yes that's a great idea
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