Cock Frogging

A swingers party game that requires 1 cock frog (slutty femme fatale) and 5 or more men, to be lined up laying on their backs with full mongrels while said cock frog bounces from shaft to shaft. Somewhat like the old fashioned game of leap frog.

I bet Gav will love to be a lily pad at tonight's cock frogging party.
Man: Doc, i think I've broken my dick
Doctor: Have you been cock frogging again Sir?

by robins hood March 5, 2021

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oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017

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shit fuck titty cock

An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.

Wow, he’s a real shit fuck titty cock.

by KingDoucheCanoe January 29, 2018

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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.

“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”

by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019

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