Gay panic

When you find out the two guts you we’re talking to are twins.

Twin 1: Hey im talking to this guy!
Twin 2: So sm I...
Twins:”Were you talking to both of us at the same time?”
Me: *Gay panic*

by Gaykid29 March 30, 2021

hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.

Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

by Anonymous submissions September 12, 2024

gay

ur mom

ur mom gay

by sue dun im July 13, 2018

Gay

Not me

Someone ig: Hey it’s Dilucspubeseater the gay Diluc fanboy
Me: I’m not gay

by DilucsPubesEater February 15, 2022

Gay

Having an affinity for dick and ass.

: are you gay?
: no I just have an affinity for dick and ass.
: that’s the same thing
: oh, I see! Thank you!

by Rmleyt March 26, 2024

gay

Homosexual

Logang is gay

by Gay player 123 June 6, 2018

Big gay

What you say your friends have when they are being autistic.

Ryan you are big gay

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019