Me

The Bitch Who Ruined Your Life

Me And My Mom Went To Watch A Movie

by RainbowPizza301 November 27, 2020

Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.

Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"

by g2em4 July 11, 2023

Me

The best person in the world. I have the best taste in music, art, and everything. I should be admired.

Me- I love me!
Guy- you mean “I love myself”
Me- let me live my amazing, perfect, and better than yours life!

by Always_dying June 23, 2022

Friend Inside Me

Friend Inside Me

Friend: hey you want to watch toy story with me?
Deltarune fan: Friend Inside Me.

by Sr_Mario July 27, 2024

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.

Cans are near me!!!

by Canzz January 18, 2023