Livestock Cock

A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock

Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.

by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.

GF: Babe! It's 4 PM! Time for your cock and ball torture!
Me: YES

by cbtfan2019 May 24, 2021

Cock Fondler

One Who Fondles Cocks

Feck off Yee Cock Fondler Bastard!

by RangerPickleDick666 May 26, 2021

Isolating cock

A term used by the train industry to refer to tools used to shut off appliances.

Behind this cabinet we have passenger communicating isolating cock, suspension reservoir isolating cock, door reservoir isolating cock, and two air suspension isolating cocks.

by KnorrGuy May 26, 2021

cock and dick

Dick. Penis. Cock. Meat rod. Male reproductive organ. PP. Knob. Shaft. Wang. Peter. Ding dong. Pisser. The holy sword.

Bryan: Cock and dick
Kaleb: Me too

by Khalif Allen May 27, 2021

Chocolate cock fuck

When the female has shit hanging halfway from her ass. And fucks you in yours with it

Me and my girl had a chocolate cock fuck. It hurts to sit

by Gavin j May 28, 2021

Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.

Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!

by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021