Woman

an object who cooks for you but they think they have basic human rights

that woman, she a thot.

stay in the kitchen woman!

by womans rights hahahahahahahah November 19, 2018

Woman

A property that likes to inhabit the kitchen and make double chicken sandwich and wants dick in their mouth. They are also physically inferior to males and likes to bitch a lot.

Damn my woman put tofu on my double chicken sandwich, guess ill have to buy a new one.

by Laquorious III January 24, 2019

Woman

An ancient, but still existing, being that no one is sure how it works. They are often known as sluts, skanks and you can figure out the rest. No one knows even to this day what they truly are. Some say that they are the opposite of a man.

Chris: So I was hitting of this one woman and-
Aidan: Wait, what's a woman?
Chris: I'm not sure.

by UrBad4152 January 13, 2015

womanese

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of she really means.

Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."

by judochop November 12, 2007

Womanizer

Proof that Britney Spears is capable of making a hot comeback

She's sexy again and her song Womanizer is great. Point proven

by Just a Britney lover February 22, 2009

Strong Independent woman

Obsessed with being better than men to compensate for that fact that they get to use you like the sentient fuck toy you are.

I'm a strong independent woman!

If I don't get to fuck you then you're nothing. You haven't contributed anything to anyone other than a warm place for some useless sack of shit to nut.

by Hym Iam November 22, 2020

Perfect Woman

3-foot tall, no teeth, DD's and a flat head to set your beer on.

God, that midget circus freak would make the perfect woman.

by slingblade January 3, 2004