weaselpop

an unintentional and characteristically annoying displacement of the penis through the underpants fly. this usually occurs with boxers but may also occur with well-worn jockey's.

john:" my dick is chafed."
bob: what happened? juiceless sex?"
john: "no. my old and trusted undies are sagging and i got a weaselpop."

by magunda August 19, 2013

The weasels

A very serious disease in which you get infested with weasels.

"I hear that Darby got the weasels yesterday..."
"Atleast its not Herpes!

by kaykaykaykaykaykay January 15, 2011

The weasels

A organised gang of hardened criminals that go by the name of 'The Weasels'. Whilst they are known for their drug trafficking and racketeering, they are also known for their sly and brutal retaliations of enemy gangs. Such retaliations include the group raping of every facial orifice then skinning the head of their freshly raped victims.
One of their members known as 'The Muscle' has been know to use torture methods such as placing as many electrical plug sockets as he could, up the anus of known undercover operatives trying to uncover the gangs grizzly secrets.
Organised gangs across the globe know to fear and respect them.

Shit Timmy, don't fuck with him. I heard he's in tight with the weasels

by Doomboon October 22, 2013

The Weasely family

Mom: Molly Weasely

Dad: Arthur Weasely

First child: Bil Weasely (1970(

Second child: Charles “Charli” Weasely (1972(
Third+Fourth children’s: Fred&George Weasely (twins- 1978)
Fifth child; (Ronald “Ron” Bilius Weasely (1980

Last child: (Ginevra “Ginny” Molly Weasely (1981

The Weasely family - Harry Potter by jk rolling

by Someone else’s name June 28, 2021

weasle bark

It is the sound a bass player makes when he needs to change his shorts or strings

Do you smell that?Yea I thought i heard a weasle bark or was that are bass player?

by ELZY ROCKER March 4, 2009

weasular

(Adj.)
Being of a weasel-like nature.

Having or showing skill in achieving one's ends by deceit or evasion.

Cunning, shifty, sly, devious

"That's a pretty weasular thing to say"

"Let's see how weasular we can make this press release"

by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009

weavell

is the god of tying shoelaces into a perfect bow.
he could be found underneath your coffee tables, couches, beds and in your wardrobe.
he has never been seen, so we don't actually know if he exists or not...

blast ended skank 1 : what an amazing weavell!
blast ended skank 2 : i know right?

by dinosaurmuncher September 25, 2010