Water my plants 

A term used in place of a sexual act so you can hide it from one's patents.

Hey Skylar, you wanna water my plants this weekend?

Water my plants by SeymourButts96 October 3, 2016

Water sausage 

Any person. Comes from the fact that we are nothing but meat and water encased in skin, much like a hot dog or sausage

Guy 1: hey, what's up water sausage?

Guy 2: Not much, you?

Water sausage by bootywarrior3 March 1, 2015

water head 

Somebody with a big ass head

Raz-B from B2k got a water head

water head by Toni Backstab June 24, 2003

Water Sniffer

A term used to describe narcs with no friends that have nothing better to do than attempt to catch high school bros trying to get fucked up. Said narcs creep around sniffing every water bottle they can get their filthy hands on. They then return home and beat their children.

George: Yo that water sniffer's at it again, he just sniffed my water bottle and went home to beat the shit out of his children

Peter: What'd he beat them with?

George: Bricks of cocaine that he confiscated from kids earlier this month

Water Sniffer by muffdiver69 April 11, 2013

water the flowers 

To smoke Marijuana and enjoy yourself to the fullest.

I am gonna water the flowers tonight. Want to stop over?

water the flowers by tauruslw33 January 11, 2008

water the plants 

To drink alcohol and smoke weed

KID) Mom, we're going to go water the plants!
MOM) Okay, don't use too much water though!

water the plants by Adriennebaby June 10, 2008

Water Fountain 

When a girl gives a man a blow job and the man finishes inside the girl's mouth. The girl will then snowball the sperm back to the man. The man will subsequently lay on his back while the girl punches him as hard as she can in the stomach. The force of the punches will cause the man to spit the sperm into the air causing a water fountain effect.

Wendy punched Bill so hard that his water fountain splattered all over the ceiling.

Water Fountain by Dave & Heather January 16, 2008