Wanger

A fat, hairy, greasy person from Jamba who enjoys beating his gearstick to gay porn, whilst playing World of Warcraft

"I can't believe how incredibly homosexual and greasy he is. Biggest Wanger ever."

by RICH_BIRO September 7, 2006

wanker

Soccer referee

"Who's the wanker in the black oy oy"

by SLI July 3, 2003

Wanker

British slang for "one who masturbates", usually a teen-term. Roy Keane (Manchester United Midfielder) almost beat up a nerd who called him a wanker.

The 16-year old nerd, whose dad and mum are wankers, called Roy Keane a wanker. Keane should have shoved the moped up this nerd's A**.

by Glass-Shady March 3, 2005

wanker

a gay british term which shall never be used by anyone. ever.

no example. people who use the term "wanker" are not cool by any means

by US RULE! June 29, 2008

wanker

A new derogatory name for stupid white people. Not a racial slur so everyone can us it.

"Look at that wanker! He's so...WHITE!!!"

by Doughty July 20, 2004

bolton wanderers

Bolton Wanderers F.C are a small football club playing in Football League One very unsuccessfully as of 2017. Not many people know how they are in such a high league in comparison to the standards of them self. Somehow picked up a couple of trophys in the past, but the other clubs felt bad for them and let them win a few games, a lot of bribery too. Always in the shadow of their biggest rivals, Wigan Athletic.

Bolton Wanderers are shit!
IKR

by Mutant Womble January 23, 2017

Guitar Wanker

Also known as the Power Chord Rape, where a person continously plays power chords on there guitar. It also applies to Bass Players who just play the Root Notes, there known as, wait there not even known at all or even heard for that matter. He's just the guy jerking it in the back who wishes he had a significant effect on the band like Les Claypool (Primus) or Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath) did in there bands. ex. Bass player who's never heard- Any Mainstream "Rock" Band or "Punk" Band.
Though Guitar Wanking/Power Chord Rape can be okay at times, it is acceptable only if you add a kick ass guitar solo, or even a guitar solo for that matter to the song.
Guitar Wankers that I recommand listening to are:
Kurt Cobain- Nirvana
Greg Ginn- Black Flag
Steve Jones- Sex Pistols
Johnny Ramone- The Ramones
James Iha- Smashing Pumpkins

Those are just a few examples, I'd recommand Punk, Hardcore Punk or even some Rock Music. So I hope you enjoy there wanking.

Example of one of the good Guitar Wankers.

Guy: Dude! Dude! Listen to Kurt Cobain wank that Guitar!
Guy 2: Oh shit here comes the solo!
Guy: Oh my god! Kurt's guitar has reached orgasm.
Guy 2: I had an orgasm in my ears too!
Guy: ahhh geez... hmm, lets listen to some Megadeth now!
Guy 2: Jesus, we're music whores.
Guy: Well, its better than being a Justin Bieber whore.
Guy 2: Yeah true.

Note: Bands posted are friggen awesome.

by Pure Fun August 13, 2010