Tuna Sandwich

For centuries the true definition of Tuna Sandwich has been lost until recently. Explorers discovered hyroglyphics covering the walls of the long lost pyramid of Barramundas. The only fish king to be mummified. The pictures adorning the walls were unwashed naked women with exotic vaginal adornments - that of the 99 cent tin of Tuna. As the explorers searched further up the walls they noticed that some of the unwashed women were having a snack on the said vaginal adornment, encasing it in 2 slices of bread.....

Girl one - I'm really hungry
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - I have a tuna sandwich
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - Wanna bite of mine?
Girl two - Only if you can take a bite of mine too
Girl one - Mmm love that tangy mayo
Girl two - what mayo?

by Milo43 September 13, 2010

tuna helper

the friend of yours that you let service your lady while you're out of town, sick, locked-up, etc..

i had to leave town for a few days so i appointed mike my tuna helper

by fishegg July 12, 2004

Looney Tunes

See American Politics

Sarah Palin - "That's all folks!"

BOOM! (Looney Tunes)

by YsGuy September 5, 2010

Tuna Piss

Not tuna fish, but tuna piss. This is the pungent odder of ones urine the day after eating a large amount of tuna fish. Hence tuna piss.

So I’m in the shower this morning, and like most people I let the urine flow. All at once I am overwhelmed with the smell of a tuna fish cannery. I remembered I ate two tuna fish sandwiches yesterday. I HAVE TUNA PISS.

by just meeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 24, 2009

Tunngle

Best LAN program introduced to games

Dude did you hear about Tunngle. Julian: Yea man its way better than Hamachi!

by LAN gamer69 August 10, 2010

Tuna Bread

A guy puts brewers yeast into a yeast infected girl's tuna and she squats over a heater duct to bake bread.

Rob A.: What's that smell? Are you baking with tuna?

Jessie: Don't you remember I had a yeast infection and you poured brewers yeast in my tuna?

Rob A.: Oh, are you squatting over the heater duct?

Jessie: Yeah, tuna bread tonight!

by ButterNipples March 10, 2011

tuner

{noun}

Any car, like a domestic car (Dodge Neon) or an import (Nissan Skyline), that has aftermarket parts (Brembo, Eibach, you get the picture) installed on it. Most commonly mistaken for a ricer.

(Mind you, muscle fans insult tuner owners mainly because they think tuners are ricers. However, this claim is not true. Remember, there are sleepers.)

I've hated muscle fans ever since one of them called my Eclipse (which is a tuner) a ricer.

by I dunno lol. November 3, 2011