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Post Trans action hooker

post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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alt trans

alternative transgender

transgender identifying people who don't fit in with mainstream trans/lgbt ideology
She has different views to the mainstream lgbt community, so she's alt trans.
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post-trans lament

post-trans lament
/ˌpoʊst ˌtrænz ləˈmɛnt/
noun
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I'm sitting in bed crying because I miss my breasts so much. I got top surgery when I was 18, I'm 27 now.
I made a huge mistake and have Post-Trans Lament
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I didn’t get laid last night, but she let me jiggle her tonsils.
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Ur mans a trans

this is the most crucial thing that can be said by a person, it was also called the "Chromo-gone"
John: ur mom gay
Ben: ur dad lesbian
John: ur mans a trans

Ben lose a chromosome
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Ur Clan’s Trans

The absolute worst thing anyone can say about your family. It’s irrefutable, and every other “Ur” is dwarfed by this insult’s magnitude.
George-Hey, John, ur granny tranny
John-Don’t make me do it, George
George- Do it! Ur brother a mother, I bet you won’t!
John- Fine then! Ur Clan’s Trans!
All seizes to exist. God is dead, there is no Earth, only pain and suffering for all that was.
by ComradeCommie May 15, 2018
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