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Train Book

A novel/book someone would read on the train, bus or other public transportation.
Known for it's lengthy and thick appearance.
Passenger - Look at that yuppie reading a train book.
by HiTHEREE April 25, 2009
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Trainwreck Humor

Humor or comedy that is obvious but so shockingly bad, like an imminent trainwreck even though you know what's coming you just can't look away.
The Office is trainwreck humor. It's so bad but you just can't look away!
by dougg.e.fresh September 19, 2009
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Traintard

When you get on the wrong train. You're a Train-retard (traintard)Made even worse when you're mistake costs you more money and time.
ahhhhhhh, I was supposed to get on the Livingston train and this one is going to Paisley, man I'm such a Traintard
by Kirstyphoenix August 2, 2010
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Training Puppy

A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy
Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children
by t_210 August 4, 2010
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trainduckwrecken

The motherload (turducken) of trainwrecks. A figurative plane crashing onto a train, crashing into a bus, that's running over a pedestrian while he/she's torturing a small animal that was born missing (or with extra) limbs or appendages.
I'm not talking your typical Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson trainwreck... that bitch is a trainduckwrecken!
by Awesome Feats-Fottum December 4, 2010
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Trainus

An anus that has been trained to fart as soon as a wife and or girlfriend has left the room.
A fart snuck out of Tyler's trainus as soon as Bailey left the room.
by Jiggles6 February 21, 2011
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Train Door

A Dance where both hands are raised over the head and waved horizontally, the same motion used to open electronic train or tram doors in Europe. Made Famous by Stone Roses Front man Ian Brown.
You have to Train Door to this song.
by Housescoot September 29, 2012
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