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Tossed salad

Also known as “The Mit Special” — the act of licking your sexual partner’s butthole.
Dude, I ate that tossed salad last night — I gave her The Mit Special.”
by Jj041418 July 25, 2020
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toss a baby ruth in the bowl

take a dump, number 2, to deficate in toilet bowl, take the browns to the superbowl
He will be right back, he had to toss a baby ruth in the bowl.
by dkjmt October 6, 2009
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Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021
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laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
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Just Toss The Boss

(1)Replacing a incompetent leader
(2)Firing upper management
120th North Avenue is getting a low rating of 3.5 out of 5 because they have failed just toss the boss and replace them with much more competent management
by EmJayee November 8, 2018
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Super-toss

A person, thing(s), event or practice that is acknowledged as having a higher level of toss than if it were to be categorised as a Fucking-toss, and a substantially higher level of toss than a Toss.

People, things and events categorised as Super-toss have been known to induce swearing, ranting, screaming, vomiting, and violent, destructive behaviour as all attempts to understand their existence, use and purpose have resulted in a depressingly inconclusive result.
by Quintano Valentino October 23, 2006
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towel-toss

Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.
That guy I just fingered looked pretty hot laying on my bed as I did the towel-toss.
by upwithbuck April 20, 2014
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