Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

waffle cat

The cat that is a waffle. it hates pancakes, only waffles shall rise.

Ex; Oh look theirs a waffle cat, hid ur pancakes!

by anonymous December 11, 2020

wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!

Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.

by shaman _u1trastrong January 7, 2021

Cunk Waffle

When a man and a woman share a waffle in the morning topped with seamen.

Hey baby, do you want a cunk waffle?

by TheOutsider1783 February 9, 2021

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

yellow waffle

when a man pees on a waffle as the woman proceeds to eat said waffle

she wanted to reward me with a yellow waffle breakfast

by waffle house November 2, 2021

waffle#0001

The best moderator on the FearsomeFire Official Server. Became a moderator through illegitimate means, similar to most of the other mods. Does his job great, is active, and only 2-20 people hate him.

Have you seen waffle#0001? He is a decent mod. I thank FearsomeFire and uPilot for keeping him as a mod.

by absolutewaffle March 13, 2022