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Googling Facebook

This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.

This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.

Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009
mugGet the Googling Facebookmug.

google-watch.org

a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.
dork: hey guys, what if google is evil?!?!?!?
person: get back to google-watch.org you stupid dork.
by kotekzot June 15, 2007
mugGet the google-watch.orgmug.

Google Gay

When someone stays in the closet, despite his gay tendencies, and stays at home googling gay porn all day
Do you think James is homosexual? Yeah but he's happy with being a google gay for now
by Shump February 1, 2014
mugGet the Google Gaymug.

Mouth Google

The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.
Hey Mic C, Mouth Google toilet paper cannon.
by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016
mugGet the Mouth Googlemug.

Google Crime

The act of forwarding, supporting, or otherwise encouraging the spread of information on social media without even the most cursory of internet searches to check the validity of the information.
Did you hear that Liam Neeson is actually 400 years old and was originally elected to be our first president but George Washington sabotaged the results?

Dude, what?

Yeah, I saw it on the internet so it's probably true.
Stop committing Google Crimes and look things up before you post.
by Sooook it! June 5, 2015
mugGet the Google Crimemug.

Google translate

Something that’s supposed to be used to translate text between languages but then screws everything up.
Person one: what’s google translate?
Person two: something that screws everything up?
Person one: so it’s like me?
by bored person on urban dictiona September 26, 2020
mugGet the Google translatemug.

Sympathy Google

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.
I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.
by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011
mugGet the Sympathy Googlemug.

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