Shoot Yourself In The Throat

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Shoot Yourself In The Throat

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

Throat Hoagie

When you stuff someone’s mouth balls deep with your cock and you top it off with your mannaise.

I gave Melissa a Throat Hoagie and she loved it, especially the mannaise topping

by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023

throat boarding

When a male sits their partner down and urinates and ejaculates into his partners mouth while trying not to vomit

That throat boarding last night was so sick!

Please throat board me!

by That e Sex bandit September 4, 2022

Seaside Throat

Seaside throat is a condition that has recently found it’s way to Atlanta, Georgia, as well as some parts of South Alabama. Seaside Throat symptoms consists of coughing, soreness/redness/ swelling of the throat, and a scratchy voice. It is highly contagious, so if you have been near someone who has gone to seaside within the last 8 weeks you could very likely get it. While scientists are still trying to figure out it’s exact cause, it is rumored to be at least one of the following: excessive drinking, throwing up because of said drinking, smoking of any kind, and most of all: giving the most vicious hottest slobber tongue twisty double decker lips-over-teeth h3@d to Florida boys.

Girl 1: damn my throat sorta hurts, maybe I have a cold
Girl 2: no honey you jsut came from seaside… remeber what you did to get that alc? You definitely have Seaside Throat.

by Yeswestillhateyou October 27, 2021

Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).

Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"

by Apexas October 13, 2023

Throat jolter

Laughing super hard so you feel ur throat launch outta the esophogus making ur throat JOLT

Alpha : *cracks epic joke*
Beta : Omg alpha that was SUCH a throat jolter 😅

by Pillowpossy February 8, 2022

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023