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toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it
Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.
by john niemand October 15, 2015
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Australian Wrapping Paper

Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016
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toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020
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Bending your paper

The act of bending your dick while having a massive boner
"Be careful when bending your paper. You don't want to giver her a black eye."
by Kazzy Mathews October 2, 2016
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toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out
Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart
by Jade and janie December 25, 2016
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Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick
“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”
by A classy fellow June 6, 2020
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walkin on toilet paper

when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak
Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.
by dkdj29 February 12, 2008
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