Canada's History

the most absolutely depraved sex act one can imagine. it involved caribou antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man: Dude, my girlfriend and I got a crash course in Canada's History last night.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.

by ihavrocketlegs February 4, 2010

Canada's History

a sexual act so distasteful that truck stop hookers will charge double and 2 packs of cigarettes to get the gerbil back out and unplug the jumper cables.

Trixie gave me Canada's History and it costs me 60 bucks and a carton of Marlboros.

by wapeaka February 5, 2010

Canada Exhaust Pipe

When it is so cold outside that when one farts, water vapor is seen from the farters ass. Exactly like a cars muffler in winter.

Dude: Fuck it's cold as shit outside!
Guy: No shit, I saw folks leaving church this morning and this one dude was kind enough to hold his fart the entire service. He definitely had a Canada Exhaust Pipe.

by WholePriest December 30, 2011

Canada fork ban

In Canada forks have been banned. Many Canadians gave forks to the wild Canadian geese outside of Tim Hortons and the geese used them as weapons, enslaving half of Ontario. Since then, forks have been banned from many Canadian provinces. As I am writing this I am eating salad with a knife. Stupid geese

The great Canada fork ban was a troubling event that caused chaos and terror for many Canadians

by Obsessive_Fangirl June 1, 2021

I'm Moving To Canada

What an American says when he/she has had it with USA.

Rick Perry won? Fuck it, I'm moving to Canada.

by JoyDivisionIanCurtis January 30, 2012

United States of Canada

All the blue states that voted for Kerry in the 2004 election... the states that are so embaressed that Bush won the election and wish they belong to Canada instead.

Contrasted to all the red states, called Jesusland.

After the election, a new map was drawn showing the United States of Canada and Jesusland.

by majenwen November 30, 2004

Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.

My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma

by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017