Tube tugging

Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.

“I could really go for a good old fashion game of tube tugging right now”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

Chocolate Tube Sliding

Gay Sex; anal sex in general

Y'all gonna go chocolate tube sliding later or nah?

by PeachesNAlex September 23, 2015

mexican food tube

A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.

"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"

by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021

Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).

I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

tubing

The act of sneaking up behind someone, without being seen, and sucking the shat out of them with a straw.

"Hey Jim I'm bored, let's go tubing" "Sounds like a great idea Alex!"

by Carmelo Osperelo January 28, 2015

Tube

A fool, some one who is being used by others and still do things for them. They like do things for people who use them. 'Someone' typically referring to teenagers.

They being called a tube refers to them being like a personal slave

"Go do this for me"
"Carry my things for me"
""He's like her tube, carrying all her things"

by ...just..j July 23, 2022

Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018