A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009
Get the swamp donkage metermug. Dude, I was gaming for weeks when my girl wanted to hang out. So I went over and she wanted to fuck, I was so nervous that my ball swamp suddenly became a shit-swamp stew
by TheMalevolentGoblin January 3, 2014
Get the shit-swamp stewmug. Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.
by bigwheat February 9, 2004
Get the louisiana swamp watermug. Rich benefactors, corporate, nepotistic, lobbyists, criminals infiltrate and influence government for the advantage of a few at the peril of others is on the rise.
After the proposed tax reform package was introduced, even the most fervent denier could see, the swamp level rising.
by mlhiss April 27, 2017
Get the swamp level risingmug. A kingdom of Sleestaks from the hit series Land of the Lost who are known for harvesting cum. Their actions within the past has led to persecution of the Kingdom which included domestic terrorism and a little bit of trolling.
It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.
It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.
Person 1: "Hey, I picked up this book on the history of the Cum Swamp Kingdom"
Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"
Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"
by Obvious_Ninetrey_Alt January 7, 2023
Get the Cum Swamp Kingdommug. A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts.
by Brotoe March 10, 2009
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by Mr.rambow October 4, 2009
Get the swamp donkeymug.