This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus
by epicnesstelevision October 11, 2021
A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 27, 2020
Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.
by john niemand September 01, 2015
by SynthLSD February 06, 2020
Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.
by Nick Steele August 07, 2021
by Hi peps March 29, 2021
by dkdj29 February 13, 2008